haven't updated from the web in a while...weirdness

i'm taking this from cin's journal with some trepidation...but i encourage comments! please comment, no matter how silly!

I _____ Elaine.
Elaine is _____.
If I were alone in a room with Elaine, I would _____.
I think Elaine should _____.
Elaine needs _____.
I want to _____ Elaine.