haven't updated from the web in a while...weirdness

[dancingyel]

i'm taking this from cin's journal with some trepidation...but i encourage comments! please comment, no matter how silly!

I _____ Elaine.
Elaine is _____.
If I were alone in a room with Elaine, I would _____.
I think Elaine should _____.
Elaine needs _____.
I want to _____ Elaine.

Comments

hehehehehe!

[waccoonie71.livejournal.com]

i love elaine.
elaine is great (but not stuck, sad, stupid, or any other equivalents).
if i were alone in a room with elaine i'd be silly with her.
i think elaine should clean her room.
elaine needs a waltz/tango partner. any takers?
i want to hug elaine.

or...
i love elaine.
elaine is the sexiest shower buddy and roommie in the world.
if i were alone in a room with elaine i'd scare her.
i think elaine should throw me down and shag me rotten. j/k!!
elaine needs a guy with many scarves ^___~
i want to rob elaine.

WAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

yay for fill-ins! (again)

[slamjoe.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who dares to dare, loves to love and be loved and twirls magically on a dance floor, and her name is Elaine.
Elaine is _____. (get it? "Blank"... ha ha ha... I crack myself up.)
If I were alone in a room with Elaine, I would conspire with her to plot a nefarious scheme against her poor, unknowing roommate.
I think Elaine should come to at least one NavNite before the school year ends (and maybe two if that particular night wasn't a "normal" NavNite as deemed by me).
Elaine needs to clean off her desk but not onto her side of the floor, which is just as bad.
I want to kidnap all of Cindy's roommate's meese and laugh mockingly at a very flustered Elaine. (I'm so evil!)