*dies of laughter*
Aug. 24th, 2005 11:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dancingyelso i was telling cin about how my top hugger list would be radically different if i did it this year and she reminded me of greg's hilarious comment last time i did the list. so, i went back and found the comment and just had to repost it again for all of you who may have missed it the first time around. heh. these are the criteria, according to greg.
Ah yes, the annual (or is it bi-annual now?) Top Ten Huggers Awards. For those that don't know about this award, I feel I should give all the readers some fake background. The awards are based on several stylistic and technical merits, the various scores are tabulated, and then the overall scores are normalized and compared. In the event of a tie at any level, a tie breaking criterion is introduced where a point is awarded to the competing nominees based on which most recently commented on how tres happy the stuffed meese look at the edge of the bed. The results of awards are kept under guard at Price-Waterhouse-Coopers and are only released at the specific date of "later this week".
The best hug criteria is best on several merits, most significantly
-Duration (points awarded for extended duration, points deducted if duration reaches point of "creepy")
-Strength of squeeze. (points awarded for overall pressure, points deducted in the event of temporary suffocation, bruising, or internal bleading)
-Body odor. (points awarded for lack thereof, points deducted for "odious olfactory emanations", or anything "allergicy")
-Style (points awarded for origionality, grace, and confidence. points deducted for failing to stick the dismount)
Good luck to all contestants; may the best huggers win.
Ah yes, the annual (or is it bi-annual now?) Top Ten Huggers Awards. For those that don't know about this award, I feel I should give all the readers some fake background. The awards are based on several stylistic and technical merits, the various scores are tabulated, and then the overall scores are normalized and compared. In the event of a tie at any level, a tie breaking criterion is introduced where a point is awarded to the competing nominees based on which most recently commented on how tres happy the stuffed meese look at the edge of the bed. The results of awards are kept under guard at Price-Waterhouse-Coopers and are only released at the specific date of "later this week".
The best hug criteria is best on several merits, most significantly
-Duration (points awarded for extended duration, points deducted if duration reaches point of "creepy")
-Strength of squeeze. (points awarded for overall pressure, points deducted in the event of temporary suffocation, bruising, or internal bleading)
-Body odor. (points awarded for lack thereof, points deducted for "odious olfactory emanations", or anything "allergicy")
-Style (points awarded for origionality, grace, and confidence. points deducted for failing to stick the dismount)
Good luck to all contestants; may the best huggers win.
