i will never live at home again

[dancingyel]

apparently, because i don't want to go to sleep early, i am not a person. i am a selfish, self-obsessed creature who doesn't care if my mother dies and who hasn't done a single useful thing all summer or shown in anyway that i am human.

isn't that nice?

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are you inhuman? i'm inhuman too!

[waccoonie71.livejournal.com]

how dreary to be human, how boring, like a frog...much better to be an alien i say. but yes, when did you start being inhuman? to my last recollection, i got that starting seventh grade. what's new? and if it makes you feel better, you've accomplished more not-useful things this summer than i have, according to my mom. i'm not bitter at all, really i'm not.

and yes, that's nice. lovely. isn't it? just. quite. so.